Superhero Advocate Pillows

"Your honour, we believe he's a flight risk."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Reasonableman

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Slow Night

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Froh

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'