Superfluous Task Avoider Mugs

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Billy strip: help with homework.

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

The Procrastinatorium.

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Alert security, the buck has failed to stop here and is loose in the building."

'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?'

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'

"No homework. My teacher saw a squirrel outside the window, the bell rang and..."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"