Superdad Enthusiast Pillows

"I feel a lot safer around here since your Grandad joined the Neighbourhood Watch!"

Supermom.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Food deliverer's baby.

Miracle Mom #5,293

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

Father nursing his sick child

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

A father of three

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

man juggling career, home and children

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Dad's home

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

balanced life

'Talk about tough days.'

"We do all our own parenting."

Die-hard soccer moms.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Soccer Fans.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

'First thing in the morning I'm ringing the school about the amount of homework he's getting.'

"I planned on cutting the cord myself but my phone app beat me to it."

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

Daddy cool.

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"