Super Talent Seeker Prints

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Caged Businessman

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

Giraffe Portrait

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Any other skills?"

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

No Talent Agency

"That's my novel."

Branch Manager Interviews: "Who's next?"

'This test will determinbe which of you gets the position. Who wants to jump first?'

Sign Him.

'You've impressed the interview panel, but our handwriting analyst has determined that you're insane.'

'Any awards or honors?'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'This is a very impressive resume. Did you pad it yourself.'

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Impressive résumé. Any character references, mom?'

'Would you cart to explain this three page gap in your resume?'

"We're still negotiating. I want a six-figure starting salary and they don't want to hire me."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."