Super Talent Seeker Mugs

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Caged Businessman

Giraffe Portrait

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'

"Any other skills?"

Sign Him.

No Talent Agency

Branch Manager Interviews: "Who's next?"

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

'This test will determinbe which of you gets the position. Who wants to jump first?'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

"That's my novel."

'You've impressed the interview panel, but our handwriting analyst has determined that you're insane.'

'Any awards or honors?'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

Jealousy

'This is a very impressive resume. Did you pad it yourself.'

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'Impressive résumé. Any character references, mom?'

'Would you cart to explain this three page gap in your resume?'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."