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Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

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'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Superhero Rescues Books.

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

"And one with no bun."

'On the bright side, I can now tell all my lawyer friends I argued in front of the supreme court.'

"I refuse to read the safety manual. Last time I tried, it gave me a severe papercut!"

'I'm taking you off three things - breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

Interest rate remain at all time low...

'I did a speed reading course yesterday.' - 'It's incredible! I read Moby Dick in 27 minutes this morning!' - 'It's about a whale or something.'

I realized I could run really fast and help one person, or I could learn the power grid and help the whole city.

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

'Hold all my calls, Ms. Abernathy... I'm going to take a dip in the company vault.'

Slow down!

The grand scheme