Super Reader Pillows

Superhero Rescues Books.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Audio Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I'm still pre-literate."

Large print e-book.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Theodore Dreiser.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

James Joyce.

'Bront?saurus.'

"At least she's reading."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

Jane Austen

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Ok, ok, last page.

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

dog reading EKG

Book

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Books and Phones

The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

Book computer

Man reading in lamp

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."