Super Jack Enthusiast Mugs

'We don't have a flat tire!'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

007's Dating Mishaps

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'002' - A discussion about 007.

William Hague as Churchill.

"Come on, Mr Bond. We've been expecting you..."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'He's just been named a super lawyer by the Bar Association.'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

Very old fashioned computer.

The legendary Paul Bunyan comes out of retirement to help in the battle against wildland fire!!

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

'Oh, yes, he's patriotic alright - only uses the Red Lion, the White Hart and the Blue Boar!!'

Right jab or left jab.

When you die, where would you like me to spread you remote's ashes?

"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'