Super Dad Mugs

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

man juggling career, home and children

Father nursing his sick child

Parents preparing for the new school year.

Daddy cool.

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

Food deliverer's baby.

balanced life

A father of three

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Balancing work and family

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I had to skip my workout."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

Hassled Mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"Which one is yours?"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

Luggage Mom

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'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

'My mom is really important in our house. She's the cook, housekeeper, nanny, lanundress and the boss.'

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"