Super Mom Mugs

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Wonder Woman!

'He's a quick learner. He's already memorized the last four digits of his social security number.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Don't you dare put Mommy on hold again."

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"

Mother at Beck and Call

'I broke the yolk, my kid spilled her milk in my purse . . . Yes, I'm late. You're lucky I'm here at all. Now, out of my way Mr Big Shot Senior Vice President, so i can get some coffee.'

Mother with baby and puppy in a sling and her husband in the buggy.

'Your son's sneakers called.'

'My mom is really important in our house. She's the cook, housekeeper, nanny, lanundress and the boss.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'

Working Mothers.

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

"Toughness isn't something you look for in a mother."

Hassled Mother.

'Between football, basketball, and track, out moms do more running around than we do.'

'There's not enough insurance in the world.'

I came for my daughter. She was hurt in gym? Your husband took her to the hospital. West Fester High School. Is my daughter, Twig Tree, here? Emergency. Your husband took her home. Isn't there anything I can do? Of course there is! Your insurance card, please. I am a good mother!

I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Dad. World's Best Mom.

"Of course I have eyes on the back of my head, I'm your mother."

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

A mom taxi

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"Yessirree, kids, your mother is one heck of a gal!"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Supermom.

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Balancing work and family

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"First break since 2008."

"I had to skip my workout."