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A gap between the solar panels

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Shampoo.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Man showing in the rain.

A little something aside for a rainy day

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Raining

Beach flirting

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Desert Dermatologist

"They were built during a pandemic."

Woman applying makeup

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Horse racing puns

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

Batman - Face ID

Masquerade

"More concealer?"

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Man sunbathing on the beach.