Sunscreen Collector T-Shirts

A gap between the solar panels

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Shampoo.

A little something aside for a rainy day

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Man showing in the rain.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Raining

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Beach flirting

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Desert Dermatologist

"They were built during a pandemic."

Woman applying makeup

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Masquerade

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"More concealer?"

Batman - Face ID

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

Horse racing puns

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."