Sunrise Sarcastic Gifts

Rise and shine

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Sunrise and Sunset

Rating the Sunset

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Rating the Sunrise.

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

How to Rise with the Sun

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

Rooster practices for sunrise

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'I love the mornings...'

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

A snowman protests the sun.

"Are we admiring a sunrise or a sunset?"

'I suppose you're right: There's no real need for me to wake you up at dawn...'

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

Early morning sun

The Same Old Era.

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

Football Sunrise

Conductor and sun

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

'I'm not a morning person. I can't rise until I've had my coffee.'

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

For Tim, sleeping late is not an option!