Sunrise Adventurer Gifts

Cowboy hitchhiker holds sign which reads; Out of town by sun up.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Segregated Beach

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

So Far So Good

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Crop duster wanted.

'Wow what graphics.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Ah, spring!

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'I need a jump!'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Sunrise and Sunset

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

Rating the Sunset

"It's time to wake up!"

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Early Morning Roll Call.

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'