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'Where did those seeds you planted get to?'

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Watering Money

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Dog in Daisys

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Cats and gardens.

Frog flirting.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Mad about Roses!

Say it with flowers

"Get out of my face!"

Gardening#2

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."