Sunday Funday Prints

'You're watching meet the press? Why is Gregory Scrunched over to his left like that?'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Friday 5.30pm.

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Next time the pastor asks if you know what his sermon was about, the answer is not about three hours.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Church: Open Sundays

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'Sunday in the park'

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

TV and man

Curate talking to miners

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

Chillaxing!

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"