Sunday Dinners Pillows

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

Sunday Roast.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

Chicken

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'