Sunbed Escapade Artist Prints

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

A gap between the solar panels

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

The Sun Bather

Shipwrecked.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

Mexican Dog

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Mountain escalator.

"I love summer."

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

Desert Island Business

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

'Life's a beach, innit.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

Beach body.