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'Is this the way to the beach?'

Bed of Nails on Holiday

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Icarus, let's get a tan.'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'This is totally bananas!'

A snowman protests the sun.

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

Surfing the Brown Water.

"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

Toast with tanlines

Siren of suburbia

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."

"I see you're still lacking in confidence!"

'Up periscope!'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"The food is great, but the service is terrible."

"Oops. Sorry, Vlad dear. I must've missed a bit."

'You! Shame on you!'

posting a flood insurance claim

'Water! Water! Scotch! Water!'

"Watering the sidewalk, eh?"

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