Sunbathing Sage Prints

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Sunbathing in Autumn

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Dog stretching before a walk.

Fumes from furniture

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Saguaro Cacti.

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

Captain Thomas Coram.

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

"I'm 92 years old, Larry ... why in the heck would I plant perennials?!"

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

"It needs more old salt."

The Senior Citizen Surfer

" guess we can relax. They say they're Zulu Surfer Dudes."

Sooner or Later

"Great waves to day, dude!"

Country & High Brow.

Wow, what's the SPF on this stuff?

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'