Sunbathing Sage Mugs

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Sunbathing in Autumn

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Dog stretching before a walk.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Fumes from furniture

Saguaro Cacti.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Captain Thomas Coram.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

"It needs more old salt."

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

"I'm 92 years old, Larry ... why in the heck would I plant perennials?!"

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

The Senior Citizen Surfer

"Great waves to day, dude!"

" guess we can relax. They say they're Zulu Surfer Dudes."

Sooner or Later

Country & High Brow.

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

Peeping Tom Husband Dragged Away By His Wife.