Sun-soaked Strategist Prints

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Input From The Front Office

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

World Domination

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

Protecting batteries from the sun

Umbrella fight.

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Chess Trainer

Seagulls

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"One more swing and I'm outta here!"

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"