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Input From The Front Office

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Corporate pirate.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

The strong corna war

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

"What!?"

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'