Sun-seeking Smooth-heads T-Shirts

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Protest

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Hombre's Best Friend.

"That's the deep end."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Death takes a holiday.

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

Visit a Place in your Past...

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

A day without anxiety is like a day without sunshine...

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

"I didn't realize how much I needed to get away from that day-care grind."

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Summer & winter holiday at once

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

'She seems to like this spot.'

"...and sunny and mild for the next week. Wait. I've just been handed a revised forecast for the Whitleys' vacation."