Sun-seeking Educator Mugs

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the Museum

How Glaciations Begin

"Life after death"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Save our Planet.

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"When I found out that the Earth rotates every 24 hours, it really made my day!"

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'I object!'

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

Time Travel Research Lab

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Fish Food

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupididy' and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein. Our colleague and I were going to debate, with me arguing the universe is finite and he's arguing that it's infinite. But he pulled out saying the debate organizers are biased against his position. He didn't believe they were simply advising folks to arrive early when they said "space is limited."

Corn Price Denialism

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"You might wanna consider taking a refresher course. Penicillin doesn't come from mold, it comes from the pharmacist."

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

The self-exposed science fraud..."I am not a clone."

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Since we're not doing anything meaningful to stop climate change, it's reassuring to know Earth can count on...'Planet B' to the rescue!"

I hope I've shown you some ways to curb emissions and I look forward to seeing you again at next year' s conference

"Presidents of the United States of Matter" "Solid Regan" "Liquid Nixon" "William Howard Gas"