Sun-loving Communicator Mugs

'Maybe you'd feel better if you went back to the room and sent a few emails.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Dogs life

"Life after death"

Words of Love

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'This is totally bananas!'

Just say you love me.

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"I'm sorry, but you're not the patient your father was."

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

Be Mine!

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

'Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Bookcase at the Beach.

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

"And me without my bear spray!"

Emoticon Prison.