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Summer reading for the family.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Home Sweet Home

Multi-Generational Books

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Jorge Luis Borges

In my day, they didn

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Thomas Keneally

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

William Wordsworth

We never fly anywhere anymore.

Books 'n' Carrots

Geoffrey Chaucer

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'

#NationalPoetryDay

The Raven - The Study at Night

Agatha Christie

Campus Library. How was your Russian poetry class? Rhyme and punishment.

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'