Sums Pillows

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Natural Disasters

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Scientists are sexy

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Rock - see you in a million years!

Water is discovered on the moon....

Laughing Zone Ahead

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Beware of the frog"

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Stratigraphy

'Let's call him lucky!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."