Summertime Storyteller Prints

The Month of June

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Late night teddy reading

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Poky Little Pupa.

'She's just great with the children.'

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Camping.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"