Summer Party Animal Mugs

Man roasting steaks on the grill

Sloaney Pony.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Steak Ted?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Bubbly

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Beers

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Wolf Karaoke

Canape?

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

His New Grillfriend

Balancing two espresso martinis

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Margarita