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"Jason is my summer reading."

The boy toys of summer

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Bring your own inflatable.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

His New Grillfriend

You are my sunshine!

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Come and get it!"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"I'll wear a top when you do."

The Perfect Cannonball

Summertime.

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'