Summer Fling Enthusiast Pillows

"Jason is my summer reading."

The boy toys of summer

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

You are my sunshine!

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

The Perfect Cannonball

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

Summertime.

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'