Summer Fairs Mugs

'Is it just me or are things getting easier these days?'

Face painting.

'It means OR face painting!'

'Fancy muttering 'not blummin more face painting' as we walked by her stall!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bring your own inflatable.

Southwark Fair.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Face painting by numbers.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

Summertime

Funnel of Love

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Face Painting.

Tunnel of Like.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Ice Cream Tower.