Summer Fair T-Shirts

Face Painting: $1

'My God! He must have been there since the last one!'

Face Painting.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Man chops down palm tree to make coconut shy.

Charity Shop and Faith and Hope Shops.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Face painting.

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Face painting by numbers.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Summertime

Clown Face Painting

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Sunbathing in the park

Tunnel of Like.

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Come and get it!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."