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"It's the racket season again!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Tension filled the tent.

All dressed up and no place to go

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Picnic invasion strategy session

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

"The bad news is there wasn't space in the cooler for the potato salad, and it went bad. The good news is the wine is perfectly chilled."

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

Hot Dog

Summer Berries

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

'Hey! I made sandwiches ya' know!'

'And this one for handling tough questions from congress...'

"'What I Did Last Summer,' by Scott Sweningen, as told to Samantha Gerhart."

'Hang on a second fellas, that mayonnaise has been in the hot sun for quite a while now.'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.