Summer Drinks T-Shirts

Lemonade. Ernie! Great idea. I'll take a cup. Coming up. Is it cold? It's kissed by the sun. Um, that's a lot of pulp. It's chunky style. And there's a fly in it. It's an animal friendly product. Ernie! The fly is floating on a clump of dirt! Which makes it organic!

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Steak Ted?'

Bring your own inflatable.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Canape?

His New Grillfriend

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Summertime

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'It's baseball season!'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Devi's brew?"

The Martini is invented.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Barbecue

PIna Colada

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Well-done, alright?"

"I'll have the usual."