Summer Drinks Mugs

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Steak Ted?'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Canape?

His New Grillfriend

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Summertime

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'It's baseball season!'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Devi's brew?"

The Martini is invented.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Barbecue

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I'll have the usual."

PIna Colada

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."