Summer Birthday T-Shirts

"Ahhhh."

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Man sitting in an ice cream cone.

Ode to a Grill

Cooling off

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

High electricity consumption in the summer

"Where's the lifeguard?"

Ice cream van

'Hot enough for you?'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'I thought people came to the beach to relax.'

Dog and cat in paddling pool.

Pig Sunbathing Wearing Three Bikini Tops.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Summer fashions.

'If summer was just a few weeks longer, I think I could hit my stride.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Picnic with thieves

I like that, Frank! You take a nose dive and keep on smiling!

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!