Suggestion Slip Supporter Gifts

Suggestions Box

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

The suggestion box.

'While I'm not looking for the typical 'Yes Man', I want a man who finds it extremely difficult to say 'No' to my suggestions.'

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Time Clock.

The Cactus Reader

Nutritional Supplements.

Fresh picked baseballs.

Suggestions Box

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'I just want it on record that I'm delivering this for somebody else.'

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

'How am I? How long have you got?!'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

Overflowing suggestion box. Suggestion says: 'I suggest you empty this.'

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

'That was Larry...always trying to improve himself.'

'Council on the aging ... out for Geritol break.'

"I don't mind when you scream and throw things, but I hate it when you try to reason with me!"

An executive is reading a book on hand writing analysis so he can identify who has been putting suggestions in the suggestions box.

"What is this, Hank? Some sort of midlife crisis?"

This program was made possible by a grant from someone who, on second thought, would rather not admit it.

Dare you to make a suggestion.

Second Thoughts