Sugar Snob Mugs

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

I Bake. Deal with it.

Inappropriate garnish.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."