Sugar Sculptor Mugs

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Noughts and Crosses Cake Icing.

Souffle recipe book floats away.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Tension filled the tent.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

Doughnut Making

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Son burying his dad in sand

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Sand Snowmen

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Baker