Sugar Daddy Vibes T-Shirts

'Just think of me as a bottle of wine. The older, the better!'

Today's special... donuts.

Tension filled the tent.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Father

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Men can show their emotions!

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll have dessert first."

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

"Go ask your search engine."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Dressed as Sweets

Baker

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"I just kept feeding him candy."

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

'This is gonna be one hellava toffee sticky pudding!'

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"