Suffragette Sympathizer Pillows

Bloomerism - An American Custom

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

The Reindeer Strike

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Wildcats Strike.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

"The season finale of the world is near."

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

Snail to Slug.

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

Scary Slug Stories

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Amedeo Modigliani

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Mayakovskiy V.V.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"Apologies, monsieur, frogs legs are off the menu."

"Will you be our surrogate?"

Close encounter.

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"