Suffragette Sympathizer Mugs

Bloomerism - An American Custom

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

The Reindeer Strike

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Wildcats Strike.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

The minister's a sub, so we're all going to sing the wrong hymn, pass it on …

Know Your Level

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

Scary Slug Stories

Amedeo Modigliani

Snail to Slug.

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

Mayakovskiy V.V.

"Apologies, monsieur, frogs legs are off the menu."

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

"Will you be our surrogate?"

Close encounter.