Succulent Lover Prints

Cactus

Saguaro Cacti.

Get the jump on global warming.

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

the spitting cactus...

You had me at succulents!

Plant Lady

Thanks

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

The Cactus Reader

"I feel like I'm persecting."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Snake Blogging

Cactus Man.

Tentacle attacking diver.

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

The Plant Place - Drought special!

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

Pygmy giant squid

WARNING! Armed Response.

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"Whore of Babylon?"

Man grabbed by sea creature from the television.

"She's very affectionate!"

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!'

Thanks for having me!