Successor Pillows

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

"...it's pretty stressful at the bottom as well!"

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

'Oops! Does this mean I'm next in line for CEO, Dad?'

"Sorry, Dad."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"That's the building that'll be yours someday. Assuming, people actually go back to working in an office again."

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"I'm sorry son, it won't ever be yours. I'm having myself cloned"

'Someday son...all this will be yours.'

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

Power Transfer

"I want to change my testimony so it only contains the word: BAAAAAH!"

"We've had to rename it, no one watches talk shows anymore."

"Someday, barring a leveraged buy-out, a hostile takeover, or a substantial increase in estate taxes, this will all be yours."

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"

"I'm immortal, son, so all this will never be yours."

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'