Subordinate Pillows

"...it's pretty stressful at the bottom as well!"

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

In basket-case.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

International Women's Day

Others will fight for you

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'