Succession Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I'm immortal, son, so all this will never be yours."

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

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"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

Our succession plan is we don't talk about it!

Office, "One day son all of this will be the receivers."

"Well the good news is that 67 people want to attend the leadership course, the bad news is that 58 of them want to run it!"

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

"Bill says all the big bucks are in sequels these days."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

Great coaching is about handing your coachee on when you don't know the answer...

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

'You claim on your resume that you're a born leader.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'One day this will all be...' 'Just die already!'