Successful Date Pillows

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Butterfly Woman

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Bullseye!

Boom

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Jumping Man

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

Bravo!

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Legs up to here!"

Coffee love

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...