Success Dreamers Pillows

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"...it all started when I was sixteen and I sent away for one of those 'Get Rich Quick' schemes."

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Go! Means NOW!

Teamwork!

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Upward Progress

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Boom

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

The rope to success.

Win - win

Gloat

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

Ladder of Success.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'