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"Some clown tried to thrust greatness upon me. I took evasive action."

Butterfly Woman

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Bullseye!

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Boom

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Examinations.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Jumping Man

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"I'm pretty sure it was rising to the top and not having to answer to anyone that cured me of my habit of muttering under my breath."

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

Big Shot - Bigger Shot

"But am I happy? Very."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'Seize another day - this one is mine.'

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."